Attention

I wear my blue bikini shirt because it’s comfortable. I don’t wear it so creepy, old guys can ogle my cleavage. Harrison Ford can gawk at my boobs all he wants; Creepy Old Guys should not. Does it take much brain power to figure the answer to that?
Major Hotness > Lame Oldness
Empath asked me a [...]

Pickles

I thought today was Monday. I got all ready to watch American Justice at 12.30 and so bummed when Flip This House came on instead. Then I realized it was Saturday.
Not much going on lately. No bed delivery, probably won’t get here until late next week or the week after. I saw on [...]

Sore eyes

My eye exam went okay. I managed to get through the glaucoma test (puff of air in each eye) just fine as my right eye has 50% vision loss. The bad news is that the pressure in my eyes is elevated a lot since the last exam 5 years ago and I now have to [...]

America’s Fastest Rising Young Foole

George Carlin died yesterday.
Wait, not “died”, but “expired”, like a magazine subscription.
Empath and I were fortunate enough to see George perform live a couple years ago. George shaped the way I looked at things growing up and still affects how I see things currently. I’m sure everyone’s doing some sort of blog tribute [...]

The beh

The bed frame came in today. Leon’s called yesterday and Empath called them back to be told to call today to make arrangements for delivery. So, we’re thinking we’ve got time to move things out of the bedroom.
Oh god no.
I am woken up at 8.30a to someone pounding on the front door. (I know someone [...]

I can be nice

Last night, the ILs drop a bomb on us. First, they offered to pay for a plane ride to Iowa and we would rent a car and drive back. This would enable me to get the dishes and things my sister M has set aside for me. Then, the ILs offer us the use [...]

Agony

We did our bimonthly shopping yesterday. On the way home, I started getting cramps which I thought were just from the end of my period to get the uterus cleaned. About halfway home, the cramps are very bad and feeling much like the hard labor of childbirth. I carry in what groceries I can since [...]

Icky squicky

Empath may kill me for blogging about this, but I’m compelled.
Like all guys, Empath enjoys a good ball scratch. He came home from work yesterday, pulled off his Hanes and sat down to do some serious scratching. He gets started, only pull his hand away because something felt weird. There’s a centimeter wide blood clot [...]

I want a cigarette so bad

My period started yesterday.
I dragged Empath clothes shopping at the fat women’s store (Addition Elle) about 20 minutes before the store closed on Friday. I wanted to go earlier, but he was playing some hentai game and I don’t get between my man and his porn. Anyway, we went in and [...]

Blogligation

I don’t have anything very shattering to share. Just wanted a post tagged under a Wednesday, lol.
About my little toe: I did cut down the perpendicular nail and discovered why it hurt so damned bad. The nailbed wasn’t bruised so much as holding a pocket of blood between it and the nail itself. [...]